User:Notrub

Notrub is the user name given to the person who uses this page as their page of doom. The name was derived by spelling his last name backwards, and he therefore thought it sounded quite cool. Notrub is a missionary (see bottom) who enjoys eating delicious foods and sleeping. He was born on his birthday, which was also the birthday of King Henry the XX (debate involving guns and lasers continues to this day about both subjects) in a hospital. Notrub is best known for being a happy person. He does not like to wear pants, and by this fact he is often classified as "not human". This can neither be confirmed nor denied. Finally, he is not very good at spelling, and therefore is pretty much done typing this short brief about himself. He is therefore glad that you have decided to read this.

About Notrub?
If Notrub were to be described by one color, it would have to be Orange. Please notice that the word Orange will be capitalized on this page, weather you like it or not. Next on the list of amazing things to say about Notrub, is how much tuna is stinky. Granted tuna has nothing to do with Notrub, other than he finds it incredibly stinky. Please also note that tuna should never be capitalized. Ever. Finally, on the scale of 1 to awesome, Notrub is ranked as an astounding "amazing".

Notrub prefers to do fun stuff instead of boring stuff. This may include anything that results in perpetual bliss, or even temporary bliss. Or, bliss of any kind that may be obtained. As an added bonus, if the bliss contains a portion of Orange, it will add greatly to the amount of greatness.

Notrub is the type of username where you know amazingness exists. Not only does it exist, but it is exuded. By this exusion, we see that the very name of Notrub is clearly amazing and full of awesome. Notrub has been the supreme ruler of the country known as The Grand Duchy of Synthetic Dookey since it was founded in early 2006. Said country has since ceased to exist, due to an evaporation of control and the sheer void of an administration. He is well versed in many languages, including but not limited to: Englilish, binary, 1337, DOS batch, ASCII, Hexadecimal, and HTML.

Brief History
The user known as Notrub was born out of state. He lived there for many years, while growing older. His schooling there consisted of Elementary levels through the 3rd grade. While there, Notrub learned how to talk, walk, and even eat. He enjoyed meandering throughout the lush terrain there, and became accustomed to life not inside.

When his family moved to a different state, Notrub went along. In this new state, the vegetation he was accustomed to was no longer there. Notrub had to learn this new climate and society. This was complicated by the many bloody noses that come along with low humidity and high altitude. After becoming accustomed to this, Notrub began his quest of solving boredom. While this task was never fully accomplished, he learned that having fun and eating food will definitely cause pigs to fly.

Faces
Notrub was involved in creating the action now known as facing.