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The baby Yoda pick-up line is the best in the world. Yoda's the perfect combination of cuteness and wisdom so you can trick the person into thinking this about you even if in reality you are nasty, grotesque, and pillock. This line is perfect for not only getting the any girl or guy but it is also a natural repellent to anyone who's gross and pathetic so you don't have to worry about finding the right one because anyone who doesn't like it is yucky and doesn't deserve your precious love. ;)

If you believe that you're gonna die horribly and painfully alone then this line is perfect for getting you out of that fate.

This line has had so much success here are some of the people who now are living happily due to the Baby Yoda pick-up line:

Beyonce and Jay Z "I didn't know about his fish lips but I couldn't resist him when I heard the line" - Qween B.

Michelle and Barack Obama "I didn't even like being president as much as I love Michelle, so of course I used the best line for my best lady" - Former president Obama.

Prince Harry and Meghan "I almost said no to marring him, and hes a prince so that's saying a lot but I'm glad I didn't miss out"

Don't be a ninnyhammer and use this pick-up line.

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