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The Church of Shahmish

Co-founders
"Ninja" Neil Shahmish, "Master/Magic" Mink Arunrattanamook, Dr. "Mini Boss" Marie Oreo

Core Beliefs
Vegetarian + chicken + eggs + a little bit of tuna (but still tell everyone you're vegetarian)

Run one SDS-PAGE every morning (at 9000 V)

Sacrifice five inoculating loops daily as an offering to the chemistry gods

Quiche for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Baptism
Shower in 12M HCl

Branches
Headquarters: CHEM 4500

Second Branch: 1867 Carpenter Dr.

Outreach Branch: 1420 Jorn Ct.

Call Center: 1528 McIntyre St.

Holidays
Every day except February 29