User:Ntc12585/Ryan Gentile

D.O.B. 7-11-2009 Ryan Gentile aka Tilly, 750, Half Pint, etc... is an is a 22 year old born in Boston, Ma and growing up in Groton, Ma. Before Groton he lived in Medford, where both of his parents are from. Ryan has a younger sister Marisa, a female hockey player for Union College, and a younger brother Joe who plays hockey and baseball.

Ryan grew up working for his father's construction company Gentile Remodeling. It was here that his disdain for life started. Working with "incompetent" (his word) coworkers has driven him crazy for years.

His high school years were spent in Nashua, NH at Bishop Gueriten. Here he played a few years of hockey and ran track. He also developed a fondness for smoking while here. And he started playing the guitar and wood working while in high school.

Over the last four years Ryan could often be seen drunk, squinting, and lowering his head and walking away from people saying hi to him. Ryan has developed a taste for hard alcohol while attending Wentworth (his college). He has spent most of blackout nights doing the "Tilly Dance." A hybrid dance that has been influenced mostly by Rick James, Michael Jackson, and Crab People from South Park.

Tilly has been known for insulting girls unprovoked. Once he called an MCPHS female student a "c**t" for no reason. And also insisted on pointing out another MCPHS girls blemish, making her angry and uncomfortable.

Ryan's love life has been a constant source of humor for best friend/roommate/arch-nemesis Andrew Lynch. Lynch has constantly reminded Tilly with a was it worth it saying he started saying freshmen year after a disapointing night for Ryan. Andrew has also constantly reminded Tilly about his penchant for chasing girls to Europe, i.e. Sassy and Rachel.

Being known for his dry humor and quick wit Ryan his a funny person to be around. He is a great singer song writer while intoxicated. His songs are usually self deprecating, funny, and sometimes annoying.

Tilly stories coming soon.