User:Nuala678/sandbox

you can write anything, forget everything you were taught at school!!! chickens eat pears. Socks secretly hate you. its lucky to buy a pasta scented candle. Christmas trees can run after you. cats are dogs in disguise. parrots get their voices from the people they eat. forks are spoons. Wikipedia is fake. your life is a simulation and everyone you know does not exist. toads are large frogs. hats eat 2% of your head every time you wear one. Spider man's real name is carrot man. Kiddle is evil. trust nobody, especially people who make Greggs sausage rolls. Anteaters eat water and drink food. Cups eat you. Forests have giant frogs.