User:Nuclear Expert 420

Nuclear weapons do not exist. They are a hoax by the capitalist bourgeoisie in order to scare people into buying their bunkers. Nukes are part of the capitalist agenda. The idea of using nukes in order to scare people was invented by Satan in order to thwart humanity. The first government that used nukes for intimidation was fascist Germany. As most people know, Germany was having a hard time in the 1920's economically. So, in order to pacify the public and to get more money, Hitler himself lunched a campaign which told the public that Soviets had nuclear weapons and would bomb them for no reason. This campaign united the public and got them to invest in bunkers for their house, which boosted the economy. This strategy kept on being used in Germany throughout World War II, but nowadays most people don't know about it. The reason for that is that Soviets destroyed all records of this campaign and murdered all people in Germany in order to stop it from getting out. The "Germans" that live in Germany today are actually just Soviet spies who learned the German language and acted as Germans because they were ordered to by the Soviets. So, after the Soviets successfully destroyed all traces of the campaign, they used it themselves in their own country and used it to scare other countries. It didn't take American spies long to discover what the Soviets were doing and adopt the strategy for themselves. The attack on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was actually not by nukes like most people believe it is, it was actually a series of mirrors and space laser usage which destroyed the two cities. Nowadays, most countries government's use the nuke myth as a way of scaring people, but do not let their subordinates know what they are actually doing. We must be woke and stop giving in to the bourgeoisie pigs who are using the nuke campaign.