User:Nuggetcrunch

Well, we've got 87 days to live, the bridge is out and WHAT, THE BRIDGE IS OUT!?!?

Hi! My name is Nugget O. (o-chicken) Crunch. I am a NUGGET! EAT ME! EAT ME!

The following are the words to the poem, "Eat me!": Eat me, eat me! I'm so nice and meaty! I'll forget my manners and... Continue to ask "Why me?" I look so good and tasty... Everybody cheer! I think... *gulp* Hey, it's dark in here!