User:Nusefara

Maria "Fatboy" Zarola is a middle aged (high school) girl from western PA who lovs to sleep in cars, and absolutely loves cream cakes and danishes. She is an avid comic book collector and always attends local wing nights. Only on weekends does she cut lose and become a "typical valley girl" with her friends Cassie Kabick, China, and Kate " the skate" Cunthead.

Maria currently attends classes at LCCC studying to be a psychopathic neurologist. Her GPA stands steady at a 0.8 and her teachers have given her comments such as "a very hard worker but just doesnt have it," "she really needs someone to guide her because she is plain and pathetic," and "the girl is fat, nonetheless dumb."