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Dr. Erynn Masi de Casanova, born, Magdalena de las Mercedes y Culpas, first came into international fame as the drummer for the all-girl band Chuleta Chuleta Chuleta (CCC). Their one hit, Llorame Calladito (Cry for me Quietly), was an instant hit in Latin America which was surprising given the patriarchy's disdain for men crying. None the less, the group was able to leverage their fame into various solo projects of varying success. Magdalena, still going by that name, attempted a career hosting a variety show named after CCC's one hit. Llorame Calladito, the show, consisted of all male contestants who, after ingesting 3 shots of agua ardiente on camera, were told "truths" by old lovers and spouses. The longer the contestant lasted, the nastier the "truths" got. The show stayed in the air as a cult favorite for 2 years, a politician, Duro Romero, came on the show, sobbed like a baby and used his influence to have the show shut down and his episode never aired.

Disgusted with show business, Magdalena moved to the US where she changed her name to Erynn. Here, she gave herself over to her one true passion. Street ball. At 22 years old, Erynn busted into the scene creating havoc in courts all over FL before migrating north to challenge and some would say embarrass legends in Rucker Park, The Cage and more. It is here that she gained her nickname "Dr. Casanova". As she destroyed her competitors, she mesmerized men and women of all ages in the stand. Proposals poured in and were laughed off. The distraction became too much, and DrC knew there was only one thing she could do. She set up a 5 on 5 game between the top suitors and said she would pick the MVP of the game as her partner. The game was intense. People hit the court many times as they vied for their idol's graces. When half-time came, the players and fans all looked over to DrC's seat to get a hint of her thoughts. She was gone. The Masi part of her nickname came from the name of her signature dunk, the Messy Squish. A combination of cross-over dribble, euro-step and a spin was said to mess with them minds of her defenders up permanently. Erynn didn't like to be called Messy, so she switched the spelling. The last reported sighting of DrC was on the porch of a beach in South America, listening to Celia Cruz and looking out at the water.