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Sarah Elizabeth-Mufucken Andrews, better known as ______, was born 22 November, a long long time ago, in a land far far away, forged from the Flames of Anor, virgin unicorn blood, and atari cartridges. She is currently the Champion of the World, owner of hotel California, seducer of hats,

Early Childhood
Born to homosapian-sapian parents on Earth, it is rumored she born to The Fire Phoenix of the East and a traveling hitchhiker in the planet of Betelgeuse. As a young euntrapenuer, Sarah was successful in starting her own crafts business She was five when she reached enlightenment of that, equal to Voltaire and six and a half when her cynicism matched Nitchez.

Era of Awesomeness
She was five when she reached enlightenment of that, equal to Voltaire and six and a half when her cynicism matched Nitchez.