User:Nymphomare

"Nymphomare" is a nickname made up of two words: Nymphomaniac and nightmare, and has no relation to horses, despite popular belief. It was created by a friend, for a friend who, at the time was in a permanent state of arousal, and had no way of controlling it, hense the "nightmare" portion of the nickname.

It has come to mean many things to many people over the years, and has even been adopted as a band name, but has yet to be be given a true definition, other than the moniker that it is.

One persons rather sad and very low opinion:

"Definition: Bloated self obsessed goths, they are usually consumate liars with a view that the world revolves around them. As they are usually the size of a planet - this could possibly be true, but research has yet to prove this.

"Traits: A strong selfish & narcissistic streak, with an unhealthy obsession with knobs. Bisexual through choice as it allows them to sleep with absolutely anyone.

"Description: Usually suffer periods of contra-anorexia = the view of looking in the mirror and thinking they look thin. Badly dressed, crop tops a speciality to show off their 'Muffin tops'. However the desired result usually looks more akin to one of the deceased Bernard Manning's arsecheeks."