User:OJ4HIRE

This is to let you people know that i Orenthal James Simpson am avalible for golf lessons and i specialize in the "SLICE", i can help you improve your slice...make it sharper and better when you need a good cut.Also i can come over and help you after hours say at night in your back yard by the guest house.No need to bring gloves or anything...They will not fit anyway. Til next time boys and girls i must AQUIT..i mean quit for now!!! well since the last time i was on the golf course i have ran into a little trouble with the damn cops in vegas. they seem to think i had something to do with a petty robbery over some sports crap and i must say there were no gloves left behind this time, ha ha laterz fuckerz!!!