User:ObviousSockpuppet

Me
I am of the Guilford clan of Sockpuppets. "Obvious" is an old family name; most recently held by my great uncle Obvious Theif. Unexpectedly, he died in prison; I hope to not follow in his footsteps. Before that was my great-great-grandfather Obvious Pratfall, who is supposedly a common ancestor of mine with Chevy Chase.