User:Ocaasi/You might

You might be a Wikipedia editor if...

 * You've edited articles about places your friends have never heard of
 * A binge for you involves a subpage and a to-do list
 * You have more going on in your Wikipedia account than your bank account
 * You've ever checked your watchlist while checking your watchlist
 * You think Sunrise and Outdoors are nice, but they could use more images and a fully fleshed out lead
 * Your idea of conflict involves competing prioritization of V and NPOV
 * You think random knowledge should be a Schedule 1 addictive substance
 * Your daily to-do list involves a backlog
 * You once did original research but didn't dare write about it
 * When you pass a stop-sign you wonder about uploading images without a copyright tag
 * The recent changes in your life involve Popups and Rollback
 * The things you'd like to change about yourself involve a userpage makeover and subscripts in your signature
 * When people are speaking and you don't want to hear them you put an edit comment around their heads
 * You get your news once each week, sometime late monday night
 * You have edited more articles than most full-time journalists ever will
 * You understand how fair use provisions in U.S. law are less strict than non-free content criteria
 * Cleanup is something you do daily involving templates
 * When cheerleaders shout V for victory, you wonder why they're not more enthusiastic about NOR
 * You think a shortcut is something that comes after a pipe
 * You believe every person should have access to the sum total of human knowledge, as long as they sign their comments
 * You wish the people you met had a contribution history
 * You wish your life had a watchlist
 * When your kids turn key ages they can apply for increases to their userrights
 * Your have regular chats with people from several continents
 * You wonder if why politicians don't pass through anything as demanding as an RfA
 * When you meet someone named ian you wonder what they are ignoring
 * You've offered to give your kids a huggle
 * Twinkle, Twinkle little star has been stripped of all its innocence
 * When people tell you about their hard day you ask for a diff
 * You've told someone that you're considering their opinion in proportion to its corroboration in reliable sources
 * You've wonder if your kids should skip primary school and instead base their learning in secondary education
 * You wonder why graffiti wasn't reverted
 * When people ask you where you live you give them geocoordinates
 * When you ask your kids to say the magic word, they form their hands into braces
 * You believe that God probably has Founder rights
 * You met your girlfriend off-wiki. She was the cutest typer in the irc channel.
 * The best compliment you've ever received was a barnstar
 * You know what's it's like to AWB the PRODS into AFDs on a couple of BLP COPYVIOS with COIs
 * You are currently semi-retired.
 * You visited Wikipediastan. And you went native.
 * You once took a wiki-break but took a flight back early
 * You don't know what the people in #Wikipedia-tech are saying, but you know it's important
 * Your get your weekly mail in a list
 * You've eaten so many images of cookies you're now on an Atkins diet
 * You know that Atkins died of a heart attack, because you edited his article when the news came out
 * You like to have safe sex, but you don't believe in page protection
 * You wear sheepskin condoms, because you prefer semi-protection.
 * You still use the pull-out method, since it allows anyone to edit and accepts pending changes
 * You think there's some kind of kindy boardgame innuendo going on with our antivandalism tools... Huggle, STiki. Not to mention Popups.
 * You don't know what Malayam is, but you know they love Wikipedia
 * Your favorite four letter word is GLAM
 * When someone asks you to a bash, they'd like to copy your chat logs
 * For Halloween you're dressing up as Larry Sanger.
 * Your sperm are all CC-BY-SA with attribution.
 * You know the names of all 18 arbitrators.
 * You thought the movie clerks was about helpful arbcom secretaries. (Try not to suck any WP:DICK on the way to the parking lot!)
 * You believe in the Wiki-Fairy
 * This weekend you're working on a little do-it-yourself WikiProject
 * You've used Encyclopedia Brittanica to even out your bed frame
 * You think Encyclopedia Brittanica peaked in 1911.
 * Your monthly edit count is higher than your monthly paycheck.
 * You opened a buffet and named it The Village Plump
 * Your name is X and you're a wikipediaholic; You've accepted that editing is out of your control and you defer to an editor with more userrights; You've apologized to all of the newbies you bit; You change the edits you can change, accept the edits you cannot change, and thank ArbCom for the wisdom to know the difference.
 * You got a tattoo that says [edit]
 * You expect cops to give you 4 warnings before giving you a ticket.
 * Your favorite Cunningham is Ward, not Randal
 * You know that 'wiki' means fast in Hawaiian but it means 'end of your social life' in reality.
 * You don't trust your own birth certificate; it violates BLPPRIMARY.
 * You drive an Audi A4, which no longer exists.
 * When the world superpowers of the G8 meet, you wonder which non-existent country they depend on.
 * You think the Founding Fathers are Sanger and Wales
 * You're not wearing any pants right now.

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