User:OceanCow/sandbox

An Ocean Cow is a made up creation (not the same as a manatee) and is amazing.

The Ocean Cow: A Story Summary: A cow: Dad (Bob Mooh) used Daisy-Brick (who has a Fried Chicken Wand) and asked to be able to breathe and swim underwater. Bob Mooh had met an Almond-Dolphin named Dolmond, and he had fallen in love with her. So he wanted to be able to live with her under the water. But Daisy-Brick, who had terrible hearing, did not understand what he wanted. So instead of allowing Bob to be able to live underwater, she granted Bob with a kid, an Ocean Cow. This Ocean Cow could live under the water easily. Bob, furious that his child could live underwater and he couldn’t, abandoned the Ocean Cow. The Ocean Cow grew up in Refrigerator Cloud, under the ocean. He had many, many friends. But Potato Squirrel, having also been abandoned, was his closest friend, almost like a sister to him. Despite this, Ocean Cow deeply missed his father. When Ocean Cow was young, he wanted to get his own wish from the almost-deaf Daisy-Brick. On February 22nd, 2015, Ocean Cow knew it was his father’s birthday. He really wanted to meet his father. So he explained this to Daisy-Brick, begging her to give the young creature a chance to meet his father. Again, Daisy-Brick misheard the request. Instead of giving him what he wanted, the Fried Chicken Wand put a curse on Ocean Cow. From that day only, he could only say the phrase, “2, 2, 2, 15,” which was the date of his father’s birthday. Ocean Cow went home, very depressed that he could not say many words. He told Potato Squirrel of his misery, only using the words, “2,2,2,15.” But Potato Squirrel understood the story. And she said, “Wait! Can’t you still say Moo?” Ocean Cow grew very excited and nodded enthusiastically. But when he tried to say Moo, all that came out was, “SWOOSHY!” So when he went around Refrigerator Cloud and wanted to greet people, all that came out was, “2, 2, 2, 15,” or “SWOOSHY!” The inhabitants of Refrigerator Cloud were upset that their beloved friend and neighbor could not have a simple conversation with them, using other words. As they worried about him, they told stories to each other about who he was then, and who he used to be before the curse. The stories spread as far as Frosting Pajama, where Bob Mooh lived. When Bob Mooh heard of his legendary son, he began a huge search for him. He searched high and low, but no one seemed to know exactly where Ocean Cow was from; they only knew the stories. Bob Mooh began to question if the stories were even true, and gave up his search. But one day, he ran into Daisy-Brick at the Cauliflower Ribbon. Instead of voicing his request to find his son, he wrote it down. Daisy-Brick, thrilled that she could actually understand, gladly told Bob Mooh about Refrigerator Cloud and, as an apology for not granting his wish the first time, she gave him the ability to breathe underwater. So Bob immediately set out in search for his long-lost son. He found Refrigerator Cloud, but to his shock, there was no Ocean Cow there. All he found were a bunch of manatees. “We are ocean cows,” they told him. “Shake of head,” he said. “You are no Ocean Cows.” Bob and the manatees began a ginormous debate about whether they are Ocean Cows. They took it as far as the Supreme Court of Jelly Beans. Judge Jelly Bean was in favor of the manatees. But then, Bob told Jelly about his son, and she sympathized for him and agreed that Ocean Cow is an Ocean Cow, and the manatees are not. “But you are not a very good father,” the Judge told Bob. “Abandoning your son like that.” “I know,” Bob said. “And I am extremely sorry. Please help me reunite with him.” Judge Bean nodded and put Ocean Cow on a WANTED-NOT DEAD, BUT ALIVE notice. REWARD=HUGE! This sent everyone searching for the Ocean Cow. Finally, he was discovered by Octopus Blender, hiding out in Granola Lid. Bob took off for Granola Lid, and found his son. “Well hello, Ocean Cow.” Bob said. “2.2.2.15,” Ocean Cow said. “Like an Ocean Cow,” said Bob to his son, embracing him. “Very…” “SWOOSHY!” said Ocean Cow. Then all over the land, “2.2.2.15. Like an Ocean Cow, very SWOOSHY!” became a saying. Whenever someone said that, everyone would remember that you need to write things down to the deaf, or huge problems could occur.