User:Oddleng

IMPORTANT NOTICE
Halloa, there, comrades!

They call it an Oddleng, and it's generally reputed to be not dangerous at all, though some who have gotten on its bad side do seem to have their doubts on this matter. It can often be seen sitting in front of a computer, staring off into oblivion and not doing what it's supposed to be doing. Many say it is an intelligent creature, but, once again, some have their doubts. This new species of octopus can prowl about on land just as well as it can on water, and makes extraordinary sounds uncommon to any other species of animal but a particular sheep. It usually takes the form of a fifteen-year old girl, but this is the only known form as of right now. Speculation says there may be many other appearances, but scientists have yet to discover what they are.

It is generally fearful of bright lights, namely those emitting from a camera, due to the repercussions of having a picture taken.

If you should happen to see an Oddleng, remain calm, refrain from making any sudden movements, and tilt your head from side to side to make it clear to the animal that you are not a squid. It should leave you alone from thereon out, unless it feels threatened or provoked.

Thank you,

The International Oddleng Committee Dr. N.A. Foosh, President

--Oddleng 01:03, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

*gasp*

It's an Oddleng!!!