User:Oddmartian2/Wikipoem

Welcome to Wikipoem! Wikipoem is a version of Wikistory that involves typing in one word of a poem, and and then another Wikipedian typing in a second one, etc. to form a funny poem. Anyone may participate.

Rules

 * 1) You can only type in one word until another another word is typed by someone else. In the edit summary, you should type the word that you added.
 * 2) You cannot add to or change words that have already been type. You can only add to the end of the poem.
 * 3) Try to make the poem rhyme, all right? I don't care what some people say, poems need to rhyme.
 * 4) Turning your words into links is recommended, but not required.
 * 5) Set a "poem rhythm" by starting new lines. Each line should have eight syllables.
 * 6) Overall, be funny, be weird, and be creative! If I get a bizarre poem on this page, then I'll be pleased.
 * 7) I might be forgetting some other obvious rules. If I think of anything, I'll add it here.
 * 8) I thought of one: If you feel like starting a new poem in addition to or instead of adding to the first one, feel free.

NOTE:If you wish to come back to the poem and add more words, I suggest that you add this page to your watchlist so that you know when words have been added.

Poem 1
There will come a time when people Will start to eat a big blue moon At my house they'll see a cake that flies John won't be eating his apple pie

Why? Because he doesn't cry When everyone poats their poatfaces

Nobody dances when wolves eat aces

Somebody will find three kings in

Refrigerators and then take gin

To their posterior - "Owch!"

Everyone screams that there's no couch

Although he will play Monopoly and win.

With a piece made out of tin

And shaped his part of cows, begin! Cheese-flavored panties win, But meerkats dance if soap Ceaser. Idiosyncrasy Bowser hobo where bananas sing, because frojo Ordered weird fries Blinded my poor eyes

Poem 2
See my vest, see the way, and never Ever die eating grenades ever Think about how God is trying to Make everyone eat pie, it's true But the grotesque Slitheen will chew Your sexy face in Ouagadougou See flying mice, they're quite fast Spongmonkeys are simply harassed Llamas masticate sassafras Majestic munchkins go fight On a Monopoly night When the light is bright Werewolves contemplate snakebite

Fear slithers throughout the twilight

Hope glides upwards with jugular might

Unconstitutionality Seeking a plurality

For the nationality Sans isn't fortunately Crazy with untapped

Poem 3
Shining men with swords shall snore Ravishing llamas smelling four doors Unabomber drinking his Coors Singing Wiki anthems evermore. Yet twinkling stars cannot restore, The boobie will never shot the door! Nor has Rayquaza of Doom! Yet seen sprockets boom! However, I ate two fudgey rooms! So, beware of hippos that Wibble cantankerous fat, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Can purple vultures Snape kills dumbledore Microspectrophotometer. Integrals are fustrating While Jayfeather finds Ming! George aswing

Poem 4
There was everythingYet the cactus was no king for Steffany There could be freddled Brittany  whoopdy doopdy dignityNow where thinking Leads to splinking  I know It's

Attention Wikipoem Writers!
Just for fun, I am going to begin an article entitled, "Things of the World". It'll basically be a Wikipedia-style article in which anyone can type whatever they want. It's basically a Wikipedia article without any of the rules that are applied to the editing of normal articles.