User:OfficialBolartWiki/sandbox

Bolart, where do I begin.

Bolart is an official shipping between the unpopular "balar," a redneck chin beared lad who tends to tell people to "h*ck off," and the giga chad bolt, a fictional character who stars in the movie "bolt." (PART 1) The tale starts with Balar getting ready for his 4th year of 2nd grade, where he fails each time because og his nose length. He then goes out and meets the other protagonist Bolt. Balar touches something that Bolt told Balar to not touch. In an instant they get teleported into the sky and crash into a body of water. It is unknown what type of body of water it is because the animator is too fucking lazy (jk mei please dont assassinate me.) The two then wash up onto dry land, realizing that they are in a new world and Bolt starts saying how Balar messed it all up. Then Balar responds with "Yeah, im used to it." Then Balar moves away sadly, then Bolt catches up and for some reason grabs onto the back of Balar's bra thingie idk (wikipedia I am very family friendly pls dont assassinate me I already have one on me im pretending to be a writer). Balar lets out a ferocius yet frightened scream, with Balar's bra thing falling off. (PART 2) The second part opens up to Bolt apologizing deeply to Balar after "the accident." Balar responds saying "his chesticles are precious to him and dont want anybody to touch them (except for kanye east. He will make an exception for him.) Balar starts crying like the fucking baby he is. They start to get to know eachother by telling eachother their names. Then Balar magically gets a (as the children call it hot and seggsy) bikini out of nowhere and Bolt then tells Balar to get new tesco clothing. They then go to victoria's secret (not tesco) (victorias secret remains unknown) and get some new drip. Then a cringy tiktok montage starts as Balar shows off his new drip in a montage. Bolt starts to blush when the maid outfit rolls around. Balar then askes Bolt how he looked, Bolt responds with "you looked fine." (PART 3) The episode opens up to Balar and Bolt taking about moving into a place to live. Then out of nowhere a copy of Mobey Dick falls onto Bolts big fucking nose. Mobey Dick opens up to a map of the world. Balar then reads writing on the back which translates to "tap on any place on the map, shout loomini loomana, and you shall teleport there instantly." They then go to the biggest city in the land named "Pennys" and shout "loomini loomana" to teleport there. They then get teleported into the sky above Pennys. They shoot doen near the outskirts and awaken in a rather awkward position, with Balar leaning and facing Bolt. Bolt then does some strange anime moaning and Balar replies with "OMG so embarrasing." (PART 4) The episode opens up to Balar apologising deeply (again). Bolt says that its fine and that they need to find a solution for that sometime soon. They then magically dissapear (just like my dad who went to get some milk) and shows Balar's Gru like nose pointing through the map (like Gru's nose in that shit book he made for the dream stan gorls). They find a home dealership and Bolt questions why Balar's dress is white, Balar responds saying that maybe the "animator" forgot to color it in, questioning why its white. Then they shout loomini loomana to teleport to the home dealership. Once again they teleport above it and crash down on some form of a hill, this time not waking up on eachother. The two then awaken and start their journey to the home dealerhip. They then arrive at the dealership and ask for a house, the receptionist or whatever then responds with "k" (unknown what "k" defines). They then arrive at the apartment/home (yet again animator work on uploading more parts I need a raise to pay for my nintendo 3ds bills) and Balar crys because of how glorious it is and how they finally have a home (even though they are in their 4th year in 2nd grade). They then accept the house and sign the contracts, bills, and their credit car info, 3 numbers on the back, card first and last name, and the experation date (all off camera). (PART 5)