User:OhRadDad

Well it's rad dad here and I'm here to say

I'm just radding around in a rad dad way

Ex wife and a kid a cat and a dog

See me be rad in you're (sic) catalogue

And I'm single ladies I'm back on the market

I can get you discounts if you shop at target

And I've a cock one (That you can flock on)

Cos the ladies love a dad (dressed by Gok wan)

And I'll take you all home (He don't care how many)

As long as daughters in bed (her name's Jenny)

And I skateboard too yeah I'm the whole package

I wait to ask for your hand in marriage

Cos I'm not that guy (he's way too fly)

And every chance I get I go to the (Land of Thai)

But it's not for lady boys I just like it there

Cos it gives me a chance to grow facial hair.