User:Oh Yeah, That Dude/sandbox

Yes indeed, I am that dude.

...of course, that probably leaves you even more clueless than before. So without further ado, some rather trivial information about yours truly!

Name: Oh Yeah, That Dude  Rank: Dude  Serial Number: 1  Gender: Dude  Location: That One Place  Occupation</B>: Professional Amateur <BR> <B>Email</B>: noonegivesacrapaboutyourstupidopinions@yahoo.com <BR> <B>Facebook</B>: www.facebook.com/fei_si_bu_ke, www.facebook.com/you_have_0_friends <BR> <B>Twitter</B>: @birdnoises <BR> <B>AIM</B>: line up sights with the target or just "spray and pray" <BR> <B>Labels</B>: #poundsign, #octothorpe <BR>

The dog died. The house was destroyed. The town was all but gone. The nation was under attack. The world was at war. And the aliens laughed.

But there was a new hero in town, and the aliens didn't know about the legend. The Legend of the Werewolf-Zombie-Vampire-Unicorn-Mermaid.

Traveling for many moons, a band of desperate Amish people reached the ancient realm of The Bronx. Warriors of the Thug and Hoodlum tribes revealed that the werewolf-zombie-vampire-unicorn-mermaid was trapped in a deep dungeon called Da Hood. Braving the many pitfalls and fearsome sentinels, they were able to free it from its thousand-year imprisonment.

The werewolf-zombie-vampire-unicorn-mermaid thanked the desperate Amish people but told them that it could not save the world from the aliens. The key, it said, lay with the dog who was dead. The only way to bring it back to life was the Eye of the Tiger, a powerful relic that contained the Thrill of the Fight. So, the desperate Amish people called upon the Thug and Hoodlum Warriors to find it. The warriors brought forth the ancestral 500 Hour Energy. Upon imbibing the magical potion, they could run faster and jump higher.

They were so fast that they jumped over the Atlantic and tunneled underneath the Sahara Desert. When they got to India they climbed a mountain. They found DudeSirManBro meditating in his dojo-mancave. Refusing to reveal the secret, he engaged them in a Kung Pao Smackdown. After four days of fierce battle they came to a draw. He was impressed and finally told them that the map to the Eye of the Tiger was in the Taj Mahal.

Upon their arrival at the Taj Mahal, the Thug and Hoodlum Warriors of The Bronx burst inside, but were ambushed by ten thousand flaming ninjas armed with zebracobras. Back-to-back, they fought them off desperately, but there were too many of them! One of the Thug Warriors perished from zebracobra venom ! Just when it seemed that all was lost, one of the warriors found a fire extinguisher by the back door and unleashed its concentrated magical power on their firey foes.

Meanwhile, the werewolf-zombie-vampire-unicorn-mermaid confronted the aliens to buy some time for the warriors. Hijacking one of their ships, it flew through their fleet and began blasting everything in its path. The aliens quickly realized what was happening and dispatched kamikazes to stop it. The werewolf-zombie-vampire-unicorn-mermaid ejected at the last moment and rode the blast into the mothership's hangar. Taking out a few guards and stealing their laser-shotguns, it made its way towards the command deck. At the last moment the aliens managed to close the blast doors. The werewolf-zombie-vampire-unicorn-mermaid aimed the shotguns at the door and crossed their beams, which produced a laser so powerful it began to slowly carve through the door...