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"The label king is akin to the Loch Ness Monster in that people are unsure whether this beast is mythical or not. Recent studies using echo-location, and the study of supposed artifacts relating to the label king have led scientists to the probable conclusion that the Label King is not mythical but is operating at a soft drinks company, somewhere in the Midlands of the United Kingdom. Artifacts include black boots and a Hi-Viz jacket, both discreetly labelled in blood with the Label King's initials."

Legend of the Label King
The first sightings of the label King are during Autumn 2013, people from the UK, Europe and as far as India reported seeing a man in a HI-Viz moving at warp-like speed with packs of labels in his hands. Unfortuntely, the movement was too fast for anyone to react and create any photgraphic evidence. The only evidence that did exist was a single blurred frame of a man in a Hi-Viz with some labels, caught by a camera in the Mongoose Cafe in Moldova. Since then there have been many unconformed sightings, all of which are blurred single frame from security cameras.