User:Oiyarbepsy/welcome2

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This is my welcome message #2. The below message is placed on the user talk pages of new users that look like they are struggling with our guidelines.

Welcome to Wikipedia
Hi, I'm Oiyarbepsy and I can see fairies.

Welcome and thank you for joining and editing Wikipedia.

It looks like you might be having trouble getting used to how Wikipedia operates. I want you to succeed and make great contributions, and I'm here to help. Please click this link, then hit the new section button, and let me know what you'd like to learn. I really like to pretend to know what I'm doing here, so I'm sure I'll give you the right answer, and if I don't, you can whack me with a trout.

By the way, this is not an automated bot that placed this message. Yes, it is boilerplate, but it won't appear anywhere if I don't put it there.