User:Oiyarbepsy/welcome5

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This is my welcome message. The below message is placed on the user talk pages of not-so-new users who have been around for a while but for some reason never got a greeting.

A belated welcome to Wikipedia and good work
Hi, I'm Oiyarbepsy and I can see fairies.

Welcome and thank you for joining and editing Wikipedia. Yes, I know that you've been doing this a long time. Better late than never.

If you have any questions, please click this link, then hit the new section and rock and roll. I really like to pretend to know what I'm doing here, so I'm sure I'll give you the right answer, and if I don't, you can whack me with a trout.

By the way, this is not an automated bot that placed this message. Yes, it is boilerplate, but it won't appear anywhere if I don't put it there.