User:Okami is in need of mental help/sandbox

when I walked through the valley and the shadow of death, I took a look at myself and realized there was nothing left. my [kromer] was stolen by a Smooth criminal that fateful night. I had lost everything. my STANDO POWWAAAAA had seized to exist, my Tailed beast was ripped from me, and my wife Peggy Hill went back to Texas when I went broke. I tried to support myself financially and took up a [swaggy] job offer at Bob's burgers in the small beach city. Shortly after I had started working there, Barack Obama walked in and ordered a "coffee for closers only". I gasped in utter joy and gave him a passionate kiss, but not long after my moment was ruined. Sakuya Izayoi and Dio Brando Showed up at Bob's Burgers and stopped time. I reluctantly let go of Barack and said "just BEAT IT" and he said, "you've been hit by, ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOO! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAAAA!!!" after Dio beat the [hyperlink blocked] outta me. Just as Sakuya pulled her needle out, Sonic the hedgehog showed up, and spin dashed into her. With Bob's burgers in a wreck, there was no time to waste. I pulled out my fire aspect II diamond sword, and issued into battle...