User:Okichubbo

Okichubbo is a form of sumo wrestling; it emphasizes nuts-grabbing and mooning the opponent. Sumos start in the ring with three daipars and every takedown rips off one. Ultimate humiliation for the loser is the winner's reward. Popular bets among spectators include how long you can stare at the horrid sights. The winner goes home to multiple strippers and is highly revered. It is the favored sport in Iola, Kansas.