User:OldManDancing

OldManDancing is a cantankerous old dude who lives alone in Tulsa, Oklahoma and eats obscene amounts of ice cream. His turn-ons include walks by himself on the beach, surfing the internet alone, solo travel, and naps. His turn-offs include rude people, mean people, loud people, obnoxious people, and people. He supports human rights, civil rights, children's rights, and the Oxford comma. He also has a dry sense of humor.

But, seriously, folks, I'm into SCUBA diving, travel and learning Spanish. I hope to move to Mexico in the next couple of years and become an honorary desperado.

Don Ricardo el Intrepido de Tulsa, a.k.a. OldManDancing