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VMFAT-101 Phantom Caller
Little is concretely known about the VMFAT-101 Phantom Caller(s). The few details that have come to light in the years (decades?) can be catalogued as follows:
 * the caller is perceived to be exclusively female
 * the caller wishes to speak with young fighter aircrew
 * the caller enjoys speaking with marked vulgarity
 * the caller generally calls either early in the morning or once the flight schedule is complete
 * the caller enjoys speaking with marked vulgarity
 * the caller generally calls either early in the morning or once the flight schedule is complete
 * the caller generally calls either early in the morning or once the flight schedule is complete

Despite repeated attempts to find more information with respect to the caller, the sole piece of information that is offered (on a routine basis) is that the caller “is one of the women from the O’Club (Officer’s Club).”