User:Oldmanbeefjerky

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Oldmanbeefjerky, often referred as a being of 100% awesomeness ,is an anthropomorphic beef jerky which is playing the role of the troll, in many up and coming short films and comics which are currently under development by amateur Animator Jpoopdog, "who has yet to make any truly decent plotted videos"-(as said by jpoopdog).

Oldmanbeefjerky has a robotic personality, whose very purpose is to defy the very laws of physics and logic. In some cases he uses the paradoxical arguement against anyone doubting him in any way, "im a talking beef jerky, i pick stuff up even though i got no hands, i move even though i got no feet, i teleport even though i got no teleporter.......", However Oldmanbeefjerky never shows even any hints of emotion other than his constant deceptive cheerfulness.

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