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Carson Nickel
Carson Benjimen Nickel was born August 30. 1997. He was born from his mother's womb. He has a twin sister Kourtney Kardashian and an older brother Barack. Growing up he started to love poles and dancing, he learned there was connection in pole dancing. He then met the love of his life Jodi Foster only to discover she was "playing for the other team" a year later. He then met his soon to be wife Oprah Winfrey. They had two kids, (one was black the other white). After 33 years together Nickel filed for Annulement only to discover that is impossible. He then tripped and fell into a man hole and died. Oprah kept the kids and changed her last name back to Winfrey.

Drug Problems
At the age of 22, Nickel got hooked on "chill pills" and never got off. He was arrested in 2019 for making out with a male officer after drinking a gallon of Root Beer and getting "Intoxicated" in Nickel's words.