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Donk

Donk (aka Danny Willimas) is an amateur golfer who plays at Middlesbrough Club (Brass Castle). He plays off a handicap of 8 (sometimes). He is renowned for pulling funny faces and making noises when not impressed by something or someone. One of Donk's finest moments was when he was stood on the 6th tee 2 over gross (started on back nine), Donk hit a huge slice out of bounds (probably landed on the eigth somewhere) to which he belted out a huge 'fore right' and ran over to his bag and threw all of his clubs out. He then calmed himself down enough to tee up a provisional (playing his third shot), knowing that he may be able to scramble a bogey. However he again got his slice out to which he screamed out forrrreee riggghhhttt!!!, tipped over a bench and threw tee markers into a bush. With dreams of a low 70's score smashed Donk walked off and didn't finish the round. Donk's best round to date is a level gross 70. He was 1 under gross going up the 18th but left his a*** on the tee. At the greenside bunker for 2 a simple up and down would have secured him a first under gross score, however Donk bottled it, fatted his chip and then 2 putted for a 70.