User:Olliekay03/sandbox

sir ollie kay (mbe) (obe) (gbe) (tb) (lbe) born 19 January 2003 the biggest badass of all time. soon to shave head get a bull tattoo and fight the rock. the rock never did steroids btw. I sometimes poo 3 times a day, is that normal??? it also looks yellow sometimes after curry or something. main fetishes: lawn clippings, rulers, hobos, homos and ghandi look alikes. Ollie kay is a director, actor, producer, lights guy, business man, pizza guy and stealing peoples scabs fanatic, young babies taste the nicest but sometimes if I'm in the mood an old wrinkly guy will do just fine. I don't drink. I have two fingers. I ate the others. I got salmonella from them as I did not cook them. I am secretly a chicken. I shared one with ben coupe he does that stuff a lot so he was fine. Scarlett Johansson. she fit? like shes not fugly but like you know for someone who everyone says is proper fir and all shes like a 6.