User:Omegaruin

Derived from the legendary videogame series Final Fantasy most notably 10 or X in the series. Final Fantasy X

The Omegaruine's was a zone or area in the game only second in the highest level monsters to defeat in the game.

It is my Hunters character name in the MMORPG World of Warcraft Malfurion server Horde faction.

I am also working on my rant/list of epic (and by epic I'm not fucking kidding) proportions of a "human" that inconvenienced us during our years of said workplace which will remain nameless. While most of it may contain types of military lingo it still gets the point across. I was challenged that before they got the boot that I could not make it to 100. The information was compiled and started over 2 years ago and has been slowly added to it over time.

Pinnacle of Worthlessness

I'm telling you I can't even look at this kid without my head blowing up like in the movie Scanners. Stephen fucking Hawkins doesn't have the IQ to figure this shit out. It is the mother of all cosmic jokes; this fucker would be the only proof that there is a cruel god or some type of celestial being just laughing their ass off. Or nature’s random mutations 100's of millions of years of genetic trial and error and this is the best thing evolution can develop? I look at him with my total loss of confidence in life itself I am allowed to be dramatic of this enigma because I have worked at least one 8 hour day with him or more. I will leave off with giving you this picture I made (picture coming soon). You may stare at his face while you read this and burn that image in your brain to avoid him like an elephant trying to sodomize you.

Good luck ladies/gentlemen on your quest of avoidance. Enjoy my rant of epic proportions.

I've met and worked with a lot of people good and bad but we have here the pinnacle of all worthless fuckers here. Let me just type up a quick list for you. We have a 4 page MFR, countless reprimands and a UIF on him mind you. I include personal stuff because it was brought to a place of business by himself which affects us all. I did my best to keep this chronological but was almost impossible. If its not factual then I will not log it, everything thats below is or was witnessed by more than one party.

1. First day arrived from Technical school our Superintendant chews his ass because his hair was a fro and uniform smelled like two week old ass and were faded already, boots were brown not black. First day on station and was made to shower and get a haircut. And forgot his Military personnel records envelope at a friend’s house... that your suppose to hand carry, really? Of all places a friend’s house could be worse some bus station skank might be holding them as we speak.

2. Met a 5 foot 300 lb girl on internet and marries her. 8th grade education no GED, manic depressive with clinical Bi-polar disorder gotta love those odds its either insanity or scientific proof that there is someone for everyone.

3. Has no personal property (house stuff), no house phone barely any clothes pretty much wears the same thing everyday like the people on the show “Lost”.

4. Has one uniform set and one Physical Training set that’s it, shit even in Basic training they issue you 4 so I don’t see the disconnect probably melted them with his acidic sweat oozing from putrid glands.

5. Had no washer and dryer; wife would wash clothes in the tub every so often for that nice refreshing mildew smell, gotta love it.

6. Gets a free washer and dryer but never hooks it up for 3 months said he didn't know how they sat in the middle of their living room.

7. Has no car and no bike.

8. Was given a free car (Junker) but gave it back, drove around the base with no insurance.

9. Was given a free bike but said he didn’t want to buy a helmet so it could be ridden.

10. Wife sits at home and does nothing no job no school, plays Xbox she strives to become a professional homemaker but of course you actually need food products and cookware in a house to "homemake" right not just negative space and air?

11. We had to force him to buy new uniforms they stank so badly. Considering you receive 4 pairs of uniforms when you go through basic, what happened? Did they literally disintegrate or die from shear plague like a living organism would?

12. He crashed the floor sweeper going down the ramp, apparently he thought the gas pedal was the brake pedal and right turn is left let’s just say since he did that we never got our sweeper back on account of letting a moron drive it.

13. During an ammunition delivery from a DoD carrier for some reason we let him drive the GoV out to work the inbound shipment now this is like déjà vu from number 12 he apparently thought he had the truck in park nope it was in drive so when he hung his huge fucking head out the window to grab some paperwork he let off the brake and hit the gas by accident landing the nose into the ass of the Ammo guys truck thus ending his driving career permanently.

14. Fucked up countless shipments, has been decertified to the point where all he does is take out the trash. Not joking on that one.

15. Spends all his money on delivery food, pizza everyday leftovers for lunch.

16. Sneaks out of self paced days PT early to go to the library and use the internet on many occasions.

17. Almost gets busted for looking at porn or something at library don’t know the specifics of the material all I know is that it was inappropriate if the librarian sees strange arm movement you can only speculate, so lets just say that it was some hardcore barnyard porn for exaggerated chuckles sake.

18. Him and his wife converted to Vampirism (for real not making this up) then became Wiccans then went back to Vampires I think I guess worshipping the elements wasn’t interesting enough but pale skin and blood is better.

19. Listens to musicals at work (Hairspray, Sound of Music or Sweeney Todd) and swings his arms like a conductor in a serious manner, more creepy than retarded.

20. Is so obsessed with the Hellraiser series of movies that he writes his own short stories with his own made up Cenobites thats what Pinhead and his crew are called in the series of movies. Now a line would have to be drawn if and when they move out will their be a bloody mattress with chains still on it in the spare bedroom. Maybe some fucked up totem pole will still be emerged out of it yelling at people, "whats your pleasure?"