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Before time itself ever existed there was one single entity his name was steve The giver of life and the father of everything known to man.

One day steve grew extremely bored of there being literally nothing in the universe(which of course then was known as nothing) So steve set out through the black nothingness to correct this mistake and with a mighty roar created a seemingly endless existence which we today know as the "Big bang".

Recent studies show that Lord steve was considered an outrageously fun and pleasure seeking god and is still alive today spreading the pleasure throughout his creation with acts that are considered to be the work of steve or (Steveicles) here are some but by no means necessary a full compendium of the workings of steve in modern civilization.

Sometimes when you go to Mc'Donalds and get extra fries or a burger tastes unbelievably good it is the work of steve.

A little known fact that there actually IS an extra ciggarette in every pack you buy but is never seen due to the fact that Everybody owes him one.

ALL public/Accidental nudity of females is caused by Lord Steve.

Reports say one night Chuck norris compared himself to steve which is the utmost blasphemous thing an individual on steves earth could ever utter. This is the reason he lost to bruce lee.

Bruce lee once said that since he was stronger then chuck norris he must be 10 times stronger then Lord steve, Now bruce is dead.

Following of Lord Steve
There is a large following of Steve worshippers in the redlands area of Brisbane Australia, The highest of the most devout are know as The Disciples of Steve, while lower member are known as stevenanites.

A belief in steveism is said to be as Quoted by a loyal disciple of steve, " To be one with him and worship steve is like living life with a never ending bottle of coke and being able to turn pantera up to 11