User:Omgwtfbbq4ftw

Barold J VanTassell is one of the coolest people to ever live. He was born in the year 60000 BC, and lived on Mount Olympus for the first 12 decades of his life. After his descent from the slopes, in which he carried the 10 Commandments, he began the Church of Scientology. Later, Tom Cruise disguised Barold as Xenu to cover up his sacred name.