User:Omnomador

Are You an Omnomador?

An omnomador is defined as someone that eats cannibals of any species. At this point, you may be thinking, "I'm not an omnomador. I don't go looking for cannibals to eat." But wait! Before you leave this page, ask yourself if you've ever eaten beef, or seafood. You have, haven't you? Well unless you've always been vegetarian. And I mean from day one. If you've never ever ever eaten any form of meat, than leave. Leave this page and never come back. Unless you're showing it to your meat-eating friends. Anyway, meat eaters beware! For you could be an Omnomador.

Remember Mad Cow disease. Think way back when. Remember it? Good. Do you remember what caused it? Cows being fed dead...(wait for it)...cows! Yup, cannibal cows. Sounds like the next M. Night Shyamalan movie. Then humans ate the cows that were infected with bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE or Mad Cow disease) and the humans themselves contracted Mad Cow disease. They also contracted omnomador-ism.

Some fish eat other fish. Now that's not really cannibalism unless the fish eats a fish of the same species. But a fish eating a smaller fish of the same species isn't incredibly unlikely. Similarly, some crabs will eat smaller crabs of the same species. Any human that eats a cannibal fish or crab is an omnomador. Remember this when you eat your next Good Friday dinner or your Feast of the Seven Fishes.

Clams and other filter-feeders filter every little particle in the water around them. But what if a clam filters a little growing clam spore? A clam eating a baby clam is clammibalism, I mean cannibalism.

In some countries, insects are considered a delicacy. However, some bugs are cannibalistic such as the cricket, the locust and the praying mantis. Those that eat these cannibalistic creatures are guilty of being omnomadors.

So next time you sink your teeth into a delicious locust or something that could possibly be a cannibal, ask yourself if you're okay accepting the title of Omnomador.