User:OnGuardForever!!

= Title = Zombie Alien Duck

On Guard Forever is an organization developed by the A.D.D in 1776. Its purpose is to eradicate All Zombie Alien Ducks with the use of hockey sticks and bananas. The leaders of On Guard Forever have developed a syrum to combat the effects of Fire Ants by turning them into Zombie Alien Ducks. They however did not anticipate the option of a Zombie Alien Duck epidemic... Our bad...

If you see a Zombie Alien Duck the only way to kill it is to do the hockey pokey while eating butter and singing in british accent. Unless of course you're british in which case you must say "Kitty Cats" over and over again until the Zombie Alien Duck implodes. Unfortunantly for anyone named Samuel there is no way to fight the Zombie Alien Ducks and you will die a slow and excruciating death.