User:Onecheekswithouttheother

Silly Cheeks syndrome is an extremely rare condition – it is estimated that only two people in the world suffer with the condition with both sufferers live in Beckenham, South East London. Symptoms include: unnecessary worrying, bouts of stroppiness, a phobia of escalators and spiders, a fear of impending dome, need to eat as soon as you feel hungry, an exaggeration of the truth, paranoia and an over zealousness for a rock’n’roll lifestyle. While there is no cure, the following do ease the symptoms considerably: dancing at indie discos, pick’n’mix, Nando’s, playing guitar, buying new clothes, making up songs and stories and drinking squash.