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-Michael Mosson -

The Man - He's short but never short tempered. At a drawfish 5ft3 he does not stand high over many people but it's not the size of the boat that matters it's the motion in the ocean.

The Myth - It is said that he is from Paisley although this may not be true as the existence of Paisley has never been confirmed.

The Legend - It is said that Michael drinks 72% of all the Irn Bru sold in Yorkshire every year.