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Biography
Emperor Matthew II (born Matthew Schembri) is an American dance teacher who dances. Born in 2005 to a pair of Romanian immigrants, he was put up for adoption. In 2006, Matthew was adopted by popular rappers Playboi Carti and Lil Uzi Vert, who have been secretly in love since 1901. At a very young age, Playboi Carti began reading Harry Potter to Matthew, who at the time was completely deaf and couldn't hear a word anyone was saying. It wouldn't be until the age of 8 that Matthew would gain his hearing, and would soon begin to notice the ongoing divorce arguements between his two parents, Playboi Carti and Lil Uzi Vert. Matthew began school at the age of 10, and immediately lost his hearing again. At the age of 16 Matthew was elected emperor of Tulsa, Oklahoma in an effort to purchase pigs from the newly formed Seattle Pig Cult. However, Matthew declined to buy pigs, instead wanting to dip his feet in liquid gold so that he could have permanent golden feet. The entire town of Tulsa supported him, so they sent him to Brazil to buy Brazil. After buying Brazil, he bought South America, and since South Sudan also starts with the word "south" he bought that too. He also bought South Africa, South Dakota, South Korea, and South Carolina. In 1403, he married a wealthy state named Ohio and had a kid named Illinois. Then he became god.