User:Orange-Dennis/Orange dennis

Orange dennis is a strange electronic/noise/metal band created by two very disturbed Australians that go by the names Hymenslice and Lemon. various things have been said about Hymenslice and lemon, rumours or fact is unknown. it has been alleged that Hymenslice spent 12 months in a psychiatric hospital. supposedly he consumed 9 acid tabs and was then found by his sister eating there neighbours two cats, fluffy and mittens. Lemon on the other hand did 5 years in the same psychiatric hospital as hymenslice(how they met), for pouring petrol on a dog and setting fire to it at ballam park, the dog ran around in flames yelping for about 20 minutes before Lemon decided to stomp it to death. All of this was infront of horrified parents with there children. The name Orange Dennis was a character created by Hymenslice whilst on heavy medication in the psychiatric ward.He claimed that Orange Dennis was a demonic Alien from out of space that has come to earth to dismember and cannibalise the innocent. Lemon thought Orange Dennis was a great character and they formed a band - Orange Dennis. there is only afew copys of Orange Dennis's Demo "Cornhole your Soul". but the lads have spoken out recently and claimed they are in the middle of recording a new album,which will be very dark and sinister.When asked about the sound of the new album Hymenslice quoted "if you were locked in a dark room with this album playing on repeat you would have to swallow your tongue". Lemon then quoted "having your anal webbing torn with a hammer would be more soothing than this new album". Even if all the rumours about Hymenslice and Lemon are not true or even created by themselves for a pisstake - it still sounds like alot of fun and there new album will have you shitting blood.