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BEJESUSNEMOTAPIANA

"Brain damage" or "Brain Injury" (BI) is the destruction or degeneration of brain cells.But "bejesusnemotapiana" is a much more complex form of this disease resulting in a brain dead patient just months after it's diagnosis,doctors yet are unable to search for a cure that would at least help in elongating a patient's life,in our course of history there has been only two accounted cases of "bejesusnemotapiana ",{Shashank uniyal(death due in Aug 2014),Django roberto iniesta re carlos a.k.a Tall billy(1511-1521 a.d)}.

 Discovery-  The disease was first discovered and named by a Zimbabwean born Bangladeshi doctor "sir Ahmad kulkarni tuk tuk." in 1406.But during those era's of orthodox medical sciences, this disease was termed a hoax,hence all of his research journals and findings contributing a major help in this disease were burned by the mongol family ruling the isolated village of Bangladesh named "Harinako-jarapilo" where sir Ahmad volunteered his services.

 Symptoms-  Since there aren't any symptoms documented and searched upon recently, keeping in mind the humanitarian journals of sir Ahmed were burnt and destroyed, therefore we summed up earlier heard symptoms(those rumored to be accounted in bible) and studied patient 11(Shashank uniyal) and his daily life and learnt about his physical and mental changes.
 * Sudden loss of enthusiasm in life and music.
 * Mood swings.
 * Change in hibernation cycles.
 * Pregnancy.
 * Inability to dance,present and express.
 * Hair loss.
 * Blood in stool.
 * Stool in blood.
 * Unnoticeable epilepsy experiences.
 * Sudden death.
 * Human combustion.
 * Bronchitis.
 * Social isolation.
 * Neat rum addiction(old monk specifically).
 * Regular fights with partner.
 * Inability to differentiate between black and light black.
 * Hallucinations.
 * Speech defect.
 * Vegetarian food trauma.

 Patients-  Any trustworthy accounts of Django roberto iniesta re carlos's life are yet to be discovered,as his only existence can be deduced from a ruined grave in far west,where teenagers now make love.But today, a bright Indian individual named "Shashank uniyal"(death due in august 2014),a wonderful human being and a legendary E-scale guitarist who plays in an underground punk rock band "orange roaches from hell has been found battling this disease."His chances of survival seems very bleak as the symptoms have already started playing a crucial role in his innings which he thought would've been legendary,it was such a sorrowful moment when we realized, such a capable individual was infected with such a horrible brain disease.

"All of my aspirations are now drained in the stormy river of ganga, i feel disgusted like a cow eating a banana when i stare death directly into it's face, i know i don't have much time, but whatever i have i will waste it like a boss, because i am a procrastinator of an utmost level.", he quoted. His Irish dreams of witnessing a united multi-verse are much more bleaker than the chance of such an event actually taking place.

These studies were conducted by the students of "Bihar university.".