User:OrewaTel

OrewaTel is a New Zealand resident who does not live in Orewa. Because I originally came from England, I can order beer in 9 different European languages. Now I live in New Zealand's Winterless North I have added Māori to the list. I am trying to learn Te Reo. Kia pai to ra!

Having trained as a scientist, worked as an engineer and mathematician, and served as an elected politician, I am qualified to make fatuous comments in many fields.



“The purpose of satire, it has been rightly said, is to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half-truth. And our job, as I see it, is to put it back again.” Michael Flanders