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Kirk Albers, also known as Demon Crusher, and Darth Vader, is a cyclist from Columbus, OH. He is also the President and Dungeon Master of the Ohio Cycling Association (OCA). As anyone who has heard of the Crusher's ferocity will tell you, he is quite simply and unarguably the "Most Dominant Cyclist in the Area", or M.D.C.i.t.A. If you are lucky enough to be approached and talked to by the Crusher, he will also eagerly tell you this, right before he scorches you with a breath of fire.

Kirk has been riding for many moons, and there are few cyclist who know where he came from. Some theorize that he was born an adult, and that he was raised by Trolls that fed him rocks and iron ore to make him tough.

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Columbus dispatch article showcasing the Crushers prominence: []