User:Orren1111/sandbox

Birth Orren Hogan was born on April 12,1 BC. He is holder of 99 Noble Peace Prizes and is currently in his 4545454545th term as dictator of the universe for life. Childhood He sprung from the earth at exactly 4:05 in the morning and began his rule over the people of the earth. (By vote of course.) He lived on Mars for awhile on the request from NASA, but decided that since all the aliens were too dumb to use their lasers to destroy the Roman Empire he would move back. Teenage Years In his spare time Orren created the unicorn and established America. During these years, he became the youngest person ever to hold every record in the world. He also created a few more. He had to beat up Chuck Norris and was also seen hanging with Billy Mays. He established and attended Harvard.

Adult Years After he left Harvard with all 26 letters after his name, he played professional Adventure Sports Archery Athletics (Track & Field) AFL Badminton Baseball Basketball Biathlon Bobsleigh Bocce Body Building Bowling (Tenpin) Boxing Bull Fighting Canoeing Cheerleading Cricket Cross Country Skiing Curling Cycling Darts Disc Sports Diving Dog Sledding Down Hill Skiing Equestrian Falconry Fencing Figure Skating Fishing Football (Gridiron) Football (soccer) Golf Gymnastics Handball Hockey (Field) Horse Racing Horseshoes Hot Air Ballooning Ice Hockey Ice Skating Inline Skating Jai Alai Judo Karate Kayaking Knee Boarding Lacrosse Land Sailing Lawn Bowls Luge Martial Arts Modern Pentathlon Mountain Biking Motorsports Netball Orienteering Parachuting Petanque Pool Playing Racquetball Rodeo Riding Roller Skating Rogaining Rowing Rugby League Rugby Union Sailing Shooting Shuffleboard Snooker Soccer Softball Squash Surfing Sumo Wrestling Swimming Synchronized Swimming Table Tennis Taekwondo Tchoukball Tennis Trampolining Triathlon Tug of War Volleyball Waterpolo Water Skiing Weightlifting Wind Surfing Winter Sports Wresting Wushu to name a few. After he had finished his 100 year career in all the above sports, he entered into a political career. After serving as president of every country, he moved on to dictator of the universe for life. He is still currently in that office.