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* A brief history of Ĥarrosh.
=== The Ĥarrosh, Harry B Jonsson, Son of Tengil. Dovahkiin చఏఝఞఔఉఇ

  " Många äro kallade få äro utvalda"

If you come across a Ĥarrosh you are most certainly lucky, they are extremely rare creatures, the only known Ĥarrosh in modern times is HBJ. A Ĥarrosh can easily command large forces in battle at a kindergarten, or at the soccerfield. A common phrase from HBJ is “Ha det gött”, meaning: “Bless thou young traveller” another name for a Ĥarrosh is “Dovahkiin”, meaning “the chosen one. The development of a Ĥarrosh is truly extraordinary, the stars align and the cosmos spins slower as a Harrosh enters the world, it is the start of a cosmical revolution, as HBJ arrived a new starsign appeard. "the serpent bearer"

HBJ, started his life in a safe haven on the outskirts of the village Ljungskile. He was born the same time as the legendary Chipsgamle. Ĥarrosh posses otherworldly people skills and is brilliant in economics, sailing, you name it. As a son of Tengil, he knows all there is about one of the oldest alcoholic drinks in the world, the most widely consumed, and the third most popular drink after water and tea. Beer. ' Mia Marias cooking and gentle care combined with the Darkness and Unparalleled strenght from Tengil have had a great importance for HBJ' and also for his brothers, The Captain and Oscarioth. '' Drinking beer is as we all know written in a Jonssons DNA, outrageous marvellous fortune that is, and as a Ĥarrosh would know, it is possible with beer to dignify anything there is, it also enhances a Ĥarrosh in his mastery of the secret knowledge of communication, and makes him a ruler of everything.

HBJ:s grandparents on his mothers side are native people from Gothenburg. They are known for their hot chocolate and are also true sailors. They go by the name Lillyh and Tonyh.

As a grandson to the Holy Carl-Henry and Ellah Allah, Färsk Fisk inc- Lillyh an Tonyh HBJ inherited something unique.

The taste for red wine, sailing, humbleness and therefore became a true humanitarian.

The Jonsson tribe has relatives all over the westcoast, due to their love for nature and the sea side, which is the natural habitat for a Ĥarrosh. But, as a we know HBJ has travelled all over the world in his quest to save mankind. Worth mentioning he saved Oscarioth on a rescue mission when he was in limbo in New Zeeland, making fucked up music. A rescue mission that can be compared to mission impossible. HBJ is aligned with the common awareness that guids him on his ventures to save mankind, he has many friends always longing to see him due to his awesomeness and superior people skills. Dovahkiin, the world is in great danger and we need your services once again.