User:Oscarrainbow

Early life

Oscar Rainbow was born on August 17, 1953 in Meldvick, GN and was originally referred to as Herman Ply. In June, 1962, he changed his name to Oscarensa to honor his fallen hero, Oscar Renssa, who had died the previous winter of paper clip overdose.

Playwright

In 1970, Rainbow moved to Klonce where he began writing plays under the pen name Bog Piso. He wrote several award-winning plays, including Briefcase of a Salesman, Tax Attorney on the Roof and the American version of the hit European play Mud!

Adult life

Mr. Rainbow was married to the sea in the summer of 1978, but the couple divorced just four months later after an argument over rip tides.

In 2009, Mr. Rainbow swallowed whole a raccoon to win a $7 bet.

2010 - present: revising resume

Athletic history

1961 - Led little league baseball team in outfield fall downs (22). 1973 - Tried out for the New York Knicks basketball team. Ran into a pick during try out and was declared dead. Later declared alive and was removed, by-force, from the venue. December, 1973: filed law suit against the Knicks for theft of shorts. Law suit thrown out of court when Mr. Rainbow showed up for proceedings wearing two pairs of shorts. 2005 - Second baseman for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Batted .238 in 11 games before club realized Mr. Rainbow had been illegally smuggling rhinos into the clubhouse. Case still at trial. 2009 - Center, Cleveland Cavaliers. Dropped a 'trey' in Hugo Von's face and sprinted into section 203 screaming. Declared missing for 3 months until located under seat 14-c reciting the pledge of allegiance.

Beamer ball.