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Owen Myrick is a singer/songwriter from Memphis, TN. His passions are cooking, cleaning, and being a housewife. He will remain a virgin until marriage, in which case he will immediately pass down his lineage, and consequently cease to exist. His favorite color is purple, and he enjoys long walks on the beach, long walks on another beach, string lights, fine dining, fast food dining, ice cream, baked goods, pasta, meats, etc. He has admitted he may have an unhealthy addiction to food. He is in two bands, The Red Flannels and Vintage Blonde, and has one single out (Way [The Pain In My Chest]). He strives to make music for the rest of his life, and positively affect people’s lives and mental health through that. He is an avid sports avoider, as he has the hand-eye coordination of a bat with a mental handicap. He wishes every day that his conservative friends and family would see the massive changes we need in America, and vote our incapable, disrespectful, mentally unfit, fascist, racist, homophobic, sexist, selfish, capitalism-worshipping, lying, thieving, ignorant, rapist, pedophile president Donald J. Trump out of office. And while he understands that president Trump’s rival, Joe Biden, is extremely unfit for president as well, at least President Biden has a sense of decency about him. He cares about the American people, AND the people outside of America. Trump has made it very clear he cares about white america and no-one else. (Sources will be linked.)

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