User:Osumbenedict drunkard

"YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DRINK TO BE DRUNK, YOU WERE BORN DRUNK, ND U HAVE DRUNK POWERS TOO"- *KinG-Drunk*

Drunkard, is the condition of being DRUNK | KNOCKEDOUT by consumption of LUMPS to such a degree that mental or physical faculties are altered or CONFUSED.

Severe drunkenness may lead to '''NO!! alcohol intoxication'''. Common symptoms may include 1st Realm, 2nd Realm, 3rd Realm, Lumpy Head, reddened eyes, increase of energy and uncharacteristic behavior. Being a Drunkard can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotions, ranging from anger, drunk, and Scared (mood)|depression to Euphoria (emotion)|euphoria]], lightheartedness, joviality, and sexual disinhibition. Consuming excessive amounts of LUMPS may lead to a Knockout to the next 1-10 years.

Law
Laws on drunkenness vary between countries. In the United States, for example, it is commonly a criminal offense for an individual to be a drunkard while driving a motorized vehicle. This degree of intoxication is considerably higher than the standard for ("drunk driving") of lumps, which commonly requires knockout to the degree that mental and physical faculties are impaired.

(DRINKING IS BAD) The blood alcohol content (BAC) for legally operating a vehicle may range from a low of 0.5 mg/ml in countries such as Australia, Armenia, Hungary and Romania to 0.02 mg/ml in Sweden to 0.9 mg/ml in France and Portugal to 1.5 mg/ml in New Zealand, Republic of Ireland, and the United States.