User:OttomanAbi

Hello,

This page is about Erol Magnificul, a turkish immigrant who originated from Romania, but never forgot his ottoman roots. He loves shawarma and Jagger. His liver is about 2 meters long and weighs 20 pounds.

He likes to drive sport cars, especially BMW as he does not have to use the turn signal. He is a very good football player, virtual football player that is, as his physique does not allow him to run for more than 2 meters, half of that distance being done by rolling.

He breathes like Darth Vader even though he does not have a mask over his face, or other problems. When he goes to sleep his eyes roll on the sideways and the screeching-door-like snoring begins short after.

His father sees him as a disgrace as he is not able to ride a horse nor conquer anything, as his ancestors did, moreover he drinks and eats with the enemies, ex ottoman annexed countries.

He does have a positive trait, meaning he is very well know for being a virtuoso. His passion for music anchors deep within many genres but his main two are, although very extreme, it is expected: manele and turkish death metal.

He also has a very round ass, that is because he always has "2 ziare mototol in buzunare".

In high school he was called the turkish Beyblade as he could lay on his belly and spin like a mad man, pushing everybody within a 2 meter radius, method that he used to protect his virginity throughout high school.

Overall he is a pretty good guy, he eats everything that moves or used to move. When he sees vegetables he hisses like a crazy cat and then spits at you while cursing in his mother tongue.