User:Ouijasmoke

Ouija Smoke is an ancient ritual long associated with the sand people of ancient Werribee. Ouija smoke was summoned when a group of 7 people congregated around a burning log at the front of the back unit. The people would take take turns asking a question to the smoke. The question would start with "Who...". After the question was asked (e.g. Who is the next Prime Minister) the smoke would travel in the direction of the chosen one.

For the ritual to work it must be done under a half moon, slightly cloudy with Northerly winds and an iPod on shuffle. The blood of a virgin might not help but it's always better to be safe than sorry... plus, it's fun.

WARNING: Pissing on the log can and WILL piss the log off. DO NOT DO IT. Seriously, the log doesn't like it and it will haunt you. People will ask the log silly questions and the smoke will travel to YOU!!! Plus, it will get in your eyes... and that hurts... a lot... it happened to a friend of a friend of my cousin's, brother's former flat mate's (who is his cousin) postman (who is the flat mate's brother). Did you get that??? Just don't piss on the log!!!